A crazy old man with a working knowledge of forbidden science.


He’s a crazy old man who has been using the machine to learn the secrets of forbidden science, not meant for people to know. He has a secret place where he has been putting that science into practice.

He knows where Mercy lives.

He has Mother Superior’s old wimple, which Mercy had stolen and been using as a belt.

He thinks Fort BBQ are a pack of murderous savages, but he’s ok with Mercy and Mr Whitmont.



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